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Posted On: 11/08/2017 8:22:14 AM
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I'm so poor................................
- at communion, I go back for seconds.
- I'm on a telemarketer blacklist of people not to call.
- I smashed open my piggy bank and found that I had just enough money in it to buy another piggy bank.
- Just about the time I think I can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- When I worked on a submarine, I couldn't keep my head above water.
- I can't afford to buy the grandkids a yo-yo. All I can afford is a yo.
- I clean the house with the hope that I'll find some loose change.
- American Express called and said, "Leave home without it !"
- at communion, I go back for seconds.
- I'm on a telemarketer blacklist of people not to call.
- I smashed open my piggy bank and found that I had just enough money in it to buy another piggy bank.
- Just about the time I think I can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- When I worked on a submarine, I couldn't keep my head above water.
- I can't afford to buy the grandkids a yo-yo. All I can afford is a yo.
- I clean the house with the hope that I'll find some loose change.
- American Express called and said, "Leave home without it !"
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