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Posted On: 11/02/2017 12:42:14 AM
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Used Presidency For Sale
Condition: The ultimate fixer-upper! Needs lots of work, but could be brought back to its former glory by a Democrat with refurbishing skills.
Included in purchase:
Totally incompetent Cabinet members, advisors, and appointees.*
Framed photos of current owner’s inauguration crowd of 273,000,000 attendees.
Storage units containing lies, deception, criminal activity and assorted covfefe.
Rolodex with private phone numbers/email addresses of Russian oligarchs.
Boxes of best words, best people, best memory, best deals, best IQ, best poll numbers.
Various HRC paraphernalia, including voodoo dolls, dartboard, rifle targets, etc.
Collection of “daily briefings” (some already coloured-in with Crayolas).
Two dozen refrigerators fully stocked with KFC and ice cream.
One fake Renoir painting.
(* Present stock may be depleted before final closing, due to pending indictments.)
Additional info: Current occupant reluctant to leave, but owners (GOP Inc.) becoming more and more motivated by volatile market conditions.
This pResidency is presently valued at $0.20 – no serious offer refused! Could well be sold for up to 50% over asking price!
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