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Posted On: 10/26/2017 4:23:50 PM
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Macy's is having a Harvey Weinstein Sale this weekend
Women's panties are half off...
Whoever said that fingernails scratching down a blackboard is the worst sound ever, apparently has never attended a karaoke night.
I just booked a Chinese Journey tribute band
to play at my uncle's funeral. All together now............"Don't stop bereavin'....."
Guy tried to pay me for a Craigslist item...
with a check. But I'm not stupid, I made him pay me with a cold, hard, American $15 bill.
If you're sitting in public…
and a stranger takes the seat right next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
Women's panties are half off...
Whoever said that fingernails scratching down a blackboard is the worst sound ever, apparently has never attended a karaoke night.
I just booked a Chinese Journey tribute band
to play at my uncle's funeral. All together now............"Don't stop bereavin'....."
Guy tried to pay me for a Craigslist item...
with a check. But I'm not stupid, I made him pay me with a cold, hard, American $15 bill.
If you're sitting in public…
and a stranger takes the seat right next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
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