The salon guy was named Bobby. A true douchebag to the core. I spoke to him a few times - selfish POS. Even met him at the 2014 SHM at the JFK office. If the dictionary included pictures next to the word "fuckface" they'd all be pictures of Bobby, the salon owner. From what I know, he doesn't own any shares.

Lostintheflood, however, is a different story. Far more complex.

Edit: Bobby's salons are permanently closed.