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Posted On: 09/05/2017 4:08:02 PM
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At any given time…
I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages than I do any member of my extended family.
Don't underestimate me…
that's my wife’s job.
"Do you like camping?"
- my retirement adviser
I've got a lot on my plate right now.
And I didn't order ANY of it.
Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors’...
they’re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
Car commercials… grossly overestimate
how much time I spend driving around in the desert.
Where do babies comes from?
Well son, when a man and a woman love each other very much they make poor decisions.
Whatever you think you're good at…
there's a 7 year old kid on YouTube doing it better.
I know more about the whereabouts of my Amazon packages than I do any member of my extended family.
Don't underestimate me…
that's my wife’s job.
"Do you like camping?"
- my retirement adviser
I've got a lot on my plate right now.
And I didn't order ANY of it.
Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors’...
they’re either having amazing sex or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
Car commercials… grossly overestimate
how much time I spend driving around in the desert.
Where do babies comes from?
Well son, when a man and a woman love each other very much they make poor decisions.
Whatever you think you're good at…
there's a 7 year old kid on YouTube doing it better.
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