Maynard G. Krebs: You gotta save me, good buddy! I mean, when I meet a chick face-to-face, I get cold feet clear up to my skull!
Dobie Gillis: Maynard, you'll have to get used to girls sooner or later!
Maynard G. Krebs: How's about later, when I'm, like, too old to care?
Dobie Gillis: Maynard. Girls aren't gonna hurt you!
Maynard G. Krebs: Oh, no? They let you spend money on 'em, they take away all the seats on the bus, and they giggle about you in the girls' locker room! Ohhhh, no; I'm steering clear of foreign entanglements!