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Posted On: 07/29/2017 6:56:11 PM
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Man of the House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your
House."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into thekitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and
my word is the 'Law.'You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me,
and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the
way I want!Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension sothat I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your
ass cremated."
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your
House."
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into thekitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and
my word is the 'Law.'You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me,
and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the
way I want!Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension sothat I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your
ass cremated."
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'Everything works out in the end,,,If it hasn't worked out,,it's not the end'
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