Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but
what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there
with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire,
sitting having a cold beer.

"Shit Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in
my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my
eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was,
wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and
rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......

On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff
her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am!