LOL! And tomorrow I pick up my new pair a these puppies:

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But there's good news! Recent advances in lens manufacturing have made possible new high-definition eyeglass lenses that correct these aberrations, potentially giving you sharper vision than you've ever had before with eyeglasses.

http://www.allaboutvision.com/lenses/wavefront-lenses.htm

These lenses are designed to provide sharper vision in all lighting conditions and reduce glare for nighttime driving and other night vision tasks.

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I told the doc if I'm willing to pay Comcast $10/mo for high def., I might as well spend more for the same in my eyeglasses!