Beets me!

Lettuce tripe to appease alum the peanut gallery by just saying...
(attempting to produce a laff)

(by the way, I do not like Safeway either, their produce is UGHHHHHHHHHH)

Have you ever noticed that the guy with the cardboard sign pleading for a handout at the edge of the parking lot is always smoking a cigarette... (expensive little cancer creating critters...).

Something jus' ain't right there...