This is what a bat-shit crazy person incapable of pondering thinks Libruls should ponder, to the supposed detriment to their sanity.

It's also what a humorless, easily frightened bigot finds amusing.

Let's clean her up.

Shoot the alligator, save the child and fetch the parent. Pretty clear.

Now lets turn it into a 'joke' that will allow righties to indulge their chicken-shit little bigotries.

Righties shouting from the sidelines to the gorilla, not too far off on an evolutionary scale they don't believe in:

NO, NO, shoot the child, don't hurt the alligator! Now go into the bathroom and shoot the parent.

There, all fixed. LOL!