A wild eyed 69 year old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington DC, waving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber.

I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband?” -

A female voice from the back of the room called out,

“You need more ammo Hillary!