Donald Trump's limousine driver told him the tires on the car were bald and they needed new ones.
Donald told him to comb them over!

Hillary's driver told her that the tires were getting bald.
Hillary said, " fuck the tires, fuck you, you fucking asshole, and fuck that stupid shit for brains Secret Service agent next to you, now shut the fuck up and drive."

From a joke board at another investment site