Relax, the alternate fact spinning spider queen Kellyanne Conway will come out with a White House generated jobs hoax. "We've increased jobs bigly," she'll tell us. "The Mexican illegals hired to build our wall that the Mexican Government paid for, has our job rate skyrocketing 5% within Trumps first month!!"

All my sources tell me everyone will be talking about it. The Make America Great Again fraud is doing brisk business, while Trumps own Supreme Court Justice nomination calls his words "demoralizing," and "disheartening." Ah the irony!