Power to the people baby!! Yes, we are finally back in control!! The pale of violence, murder, hatred and bigotry will finally be lifted. With us back in control nothing can stop America. Nothing will...... wait a second.... when the fuck have we ever been in control? Who in the government has ever given power to the populace? Oh wait, that was Donald Trump speaking. I thought it was someone trying to spark a unifying message. One that would give us hope that the next four would be better then the last eight. Boy was I wrong. That speech was dark, dreary and down right depressing.

Thankfully I have a stockpile of cash, so I'll be able to wait it out through his tenure. Although I will laugh at all of those bitching when insurance premiums rise, your kids need to find their own insurance after 21, your middle class taxes go up, your wives and daughters find their freedoms rolled back and you just plain feel like you've been fucked without getting kissed.

We've got the Hitlereque billionaire, surrounded by billionaires running the show. Don't worry. You have the power.