Aw hell....I can't help myself. Every good turd deserves a good name. Since most of mine have stuck so far, here's a new one...
Houseturd....yep, that's it.....HOUSETURD. The kind you find behind your couch if you have a small pet. That kind of turd. Just a little kind of harmless turd that smells a little bit when fresh, but it forgotten about in a few days. Yep...HOUSETURD.