Well the melody worked for me.

Funny, but I see manger scenes in front of churches, on parochial school property and on private lawns.

I could give sh*t about what color St. Nick is depicted as and I can't know if he's gay, so I just don't care. However.....

Winger stockings hung with care and filled with candy canes laced with Jack Daniels to insure a very Merry false grievance nurturing
Christmas for all.

Merry Christmas righties!!