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Here's a scene from multiple Republican living rooms everywhere:

Husband: You ARE voting for Trump, right?
Wife: Oh, of course, dear...(fingers crossed behind back)

Husband: I'm serious. Trump has to win. He'll make America Great Again!
Wife: He sure will, dear...(rolls eyes after turning away)

Husband: Well, that's good. No wife of mine would ever vote for Clinton.

Wife: Yes, I'm sure that's true, dear...(repeats divorce lawyer's number silently to self)

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