You're great! The first thing that comes to your mind is "you mean like Tony the Tiger?"
Nope, but I figured you should be able to handle a cute joke for a child. You understand?
If you're a smart guy/gal plant or animal, why use the easiest strategy to debate? Never any ideas unless denying at any cost is one which you happen to use every time.

So why did you get kicked out of the military? Be serious, half truths will be accepted