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Donald Trump’s Clueless Debate Answers Spawn #TrumpBookReport Tweets

“Pinocchio? He’s no puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.”

Some samples:

Ben ‎@noblerzen

It was the best of times. Absolutely phenomenal. It was the worst of times. Total disaster. #TrumpBookReport


Historical Trump ‎@HistoryDTrump

It took Low Energy Harry Potter 7 books to defeat Voldermort. Sad! I would have beat him in the first book! #TrumpBookReport

Catherine Q. ‎@CatherineQ

"Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And buhlieve me he could have done better. Look at her."

Brian Francis ‏@briandfrancis 2h2 hours ago
Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport


Angela Collings ‏@angieisthebest 43m43 minutes ago
Mein Kampf I don't know this Hitler guy folks he's said some nice things about me wouldn't it be good if we could get along #TrumpBookReport

Dreamweasel ‏@Dreamweasel 46m46 minutes ago
"I prefer the salesmen who DON'T die."

#TrumpBookReport

Eric Wolfson ‏@EricWolfson 4h4 hours ago
"This New Testament is for losers. Jesus was crucified. I like saviors who weren't crucified, okay? Like myself."
#TrumpBookReport

Melanated Soul ‎@RealMotha4Ya

Uncle Tom's Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere.

Karl H. ‎@ageofkarl

There's a Lord-and he's got rings. Lots of rings. The best rings. And two of the best Towers anyone has seen. #trumpbookreport

10:36 PM - 19 Oct 2016

Summer Brennan ‎@summerbrennan

Nowhere does it say that anything actually happened between Lolita and Humbert, it was just boy talk. #TrumpBookReport

Jen-O-Lantern ‎@Pop_Reader

"When District 12 sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They're sending Katniss Everdeen. What a nasty woman."#TrumpBookReport

The Real B Ham ‎@TheRealBHam

The bridges, nobody builds a bridge like me. I'll build one and make Madison County pay for it #TrumpBookReport

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