No pictures--use you imagination for the bulls!

My wife and I went to the Agricultural Show and one
of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
attached that said...
THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR





My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...Smiled and
said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once
a week.'


We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said...
'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR


My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW, That's
almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said...
THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my
ribs, and she said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one.'


I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow...'