Posted On: 09/27/2016 9:57:11 AM
Post# of 5246
If men really ruled the world:
- Any fake number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be considered an acceptable response to "I love you."
- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
- When your wife really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time out.
- Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29 so it would only occur in leap years.
- Any fake number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be considered an acceptable response to "I love you."
- Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
- When your wife really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time out.
- Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29 so it would only occur in leap years.
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