A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'... so she socked me a good one". The first guy replied "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife "Please pour me a cup of coffee honey" but I accidentally said "You have ruined my life you evil, self-centred, fat-assed witch."