CTIX Saturday Brain Teaser (Checking your mental astuteness after a Friday night of partying and too much "eggnog")

Which EVENT is most likely to actually happen?

1. Congress and the President agree on plan to avert the Fiscal Cliff and push the US economy into the toilet before December 31st.

2. Hell freezes over.

3. The Govinator admits on iFlub an "inappropriate relationship" with Gen. Patreus and/or Andrew.

4. CTIX hits $100 a share by Dec. 31, 2013.