And if I were Trump I could just 'trade in' the old 'model' for a new one whenever I felt like it.

You need to speculate about what is going on in the private lives of liberals while ignoring what is going on with conservatives.

WTF is up with that? Double standards and hypocrisy much?

I'd say that you'd find at LEAST as much entertainment going back to Gingrich, Livingston, Hyde, Vitter, Foley, Craig and Trump....for starters.