Trump wins in a landslide as he drowns Hillary in the surf. Apparently Trump misinterprets Clintons claims that she can't do the backstroke and he was only attempting to teach her. Clinton gets in a few nuts shots before he drowns her in the drink. Later an independent watchdog panel investigates Clinton posthumenously and decides she was lying to Trump and attempting to get one more piece of ass before the battle. She's indicted and must have Chelsea serve 25 to life for her crimes.