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mattinpa

Well hey there hi there ho there, Donald, you stupid clueless beotch!

I'm waving a big hello from here in the Philly burbs, which are famously key to winning Pennsylvania. Lotsa well-educated folks here, buddy, some of 'em even went to Penn and f*ckin' well paid attention while they were there and learned something, go figure!

Strange but true! Lots of the kind of well-educated voters who have their doubts, shall we say, about how exactly awesome you are. So much so, actually, that they came piling into the local Dem headquarters when it opened the other day!

I was there and saw them! They lined up to give you a schlonging even your addled brain will never forget, you half-wit yutz! Have a nice day and be sure to hit that Twitter machine early and often!

Oh, and no matter how bad it looks for him, we're coming at him hard from now until the polls close. Why? Because f*ck that guy.

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