I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT
YESTERDAY MORNING.



In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a

small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.


When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said,

"Strip down, facing me."


Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control

wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.


When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found

out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card

reader!!!


As an intelligent senior citizen, I do not get flustered often. But

this time, it took me a while to get my pants back on.


I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make

their instructions to seniors a little more clear.


I still don't think I looked that bad!


Just need to wear underwear more often.