I don't 'do' Facebook either. but Google has been an endless source of solid info since I stumbled upon it in a cubicle with roughly 10 years left in my working life.

I never learned what it's like to be afraid of information and data.

You're like the apes in the movie '2001'. Except you never touched the Monolith or it's effects just didn't take.

So now, yep, just a poo flinging silverback too afraid to look anything up on the Intertooobz.

LOL!