Two men were driving through Georgia when they got
pulled over by a Georgia State Patrolman . The cop walked
up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver
rolled down his window and "WHACK, " the cop
smacked him in the head with his nightstick.


"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Georgia, son, " the Officer answered.
"When we pull you over in Georgia , you better have your
license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm
sorry. Officer, " the driver said, "I'm
from Wisconsin and didn't know your laws here."
The officer runs a check on the guy's license--he's
clean and gives the guy his license back.


The officer then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window
and "WHACK, " the officer smacks him on the
head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that
for?" the passenger demands

"Just making your wish come true." replied
the officer. "Making WHAT wish come true?"
the passenger asks. "Because I know you Cheese head
types, " the Officer says, "two miles down
the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, ’
I wish that asshole would've tried that sh*t with me!'"