Posted On: 06/09/2016 6:08:57 PM
Post# of 5246
I've just been given two weeks to live. My wife and her lady friend left for vacation today.
Fred: "I'm a man of few words."
Bob: "I'm married too."
My X-ray technician friend just married
one of his patients. We all wonder what he sees in her.
My wife and I are inseparable. Sometimes it takes four people to pull us apart.
What did the wife do when she saw her husband staggering around the backyard? She reloaded.
In 1957 "safe sex" meant setting the hand brake when you parked on a hill with your girlfriend.
Fred: "I'm a man of few words."
Bob: "I'm married too."
My X-ray technician friend just married
one of his patients. We all wonder what he sees in her.
My wife and I are inseparable. Sometimes it takes four people to pull us apart.
What did the wife do when she saw her husband staggering around the backyard? She reloaded.
In 1957 "safe sex" meant setting the hand brake when you parked on a hill with your girlfriend.
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