Apparently, it takes men longer to shop
on the Internet than at an actual store - but that's because there are no naked women at the store.

I just bought some Viagra online.
Now I have more pop-ups than ever.

I found lots of pictures of corpses on
the Internet, then I found out that's not what my wife meant when she said: "Let's go body surfing."

In the future I'm going to date girls on Amazon,
because they'll be sure to recommend other girls I might like.

What do lumberjacks like most about the Internet
Logging on and off.

I love EBay.
I sold my homing pigeon eight times last month.