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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 05/28/2016 12:40:08 PM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model.

He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date.

The doctor looks him over and says, "Bill, you seem completely healthy but I must tell you one thing."

"What's that?", asks the millionaire.

"At your age, sex can be dangerous, and you need to watch it, take care, it could be really deadly" the doctor replies.

On the wedding night, Bill and his wife retire to their newlyweds suite and the young bride undresses down to a sexy lingerie. Bill admires his beautiful new wife and remembering what his doctor said, thinks to himself, "What the hell, if she dies, she dies."

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