Certificate of Upgrade
to
Complete Asshole

is hereby awarded to

TAKINGABATH

In Recognition of Your Obnoxious Attitude, Ability to Piss People Off, Totally Asinine, Juvenile Behavior and Consummate Dedication to Selfish- Personal Gain Without Regard to the Numerous Hardships that You have Inflicted Upon Friends, Family and Others Throughout Your Lifetime...
You Have Become a Legend in Your Own Mind.

To Bestow Upon You, a Genuinely Deserved Distinction, from Half-Ass to Complete Ass, Gives Everyone Concerned Great Satisfaction. Should Anyone, for Any Reason, at Any Time, Doubt Your Status
Just Be Yourself !