Posted On: 05/25/2016 11:25:55 AM
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Bull Market: (gets chicken
)
Is a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market: (no fried chicken
)
Is a 6 to 24 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
Bear:
What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.
Bull:
What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.
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Is a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market: (no fried chicken
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Is a 6 to 24 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
Bear:
What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.
Bull:
What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.
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No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother