Posted On: 05/14/2016 5:51:09 PM
Post# of 8802
Post of the year Guaranteed, cause I know people.. First off, Malc don't accuse me off insider BS...hell you break ethical and morality laws daily...but anyways here is what happened..
After the closing bell Friday I played a round of golf with Phil Mickelson, after the round we were hungry so we went to the country club to eat , he introduced me to the chef, who was none other than Martha Stewart. After meeting her, she made the most delicious burnt shorts ever, seasoned perfectly, just delightful. We started having a few drinks then suddenly Another group of golfers came in...it was ,levy,lee,Janice shell and some other ihub bigwig. Think his name was earnest...I don't remember, but they were pleading with the davids not to file until they could cover their short positions...I asked Janice "where is malc?" She said he and gitreal were grounded until they learned how to properly shake shares from innocent shareholders...I tried to get some inside info from all these people ...know one would budge...believe that crap? damn... well by this time my wife was whining about me having so much fun, said she was coming to pick my drunk ass up...I had to take a leak but the bathrooms were full so I step out in the back alley..as I was whizzing on a ihub sign..I heard " Hey bud, come here" I looked over and it was TALKing dog, I was about to lose my shit, then in thought maybe Janice slipped a Mickey in one the Pabst Blue Ribbons she kept buying me..so I said whats up DOG? He said "I heard italk is releasing a filing Monday premarket" I was like WOW thanks for the info Dog.. I then noticed my wife's car parked off to the side...I walked my stunned,drunk ass over to the car and got in, told the wife the whole story from start to finish about mickelson,Martha levy Janice etc...she started laughing, I said what's so funny...she said I thought you story was bullshit until you mentioned the talking dog... I was what do you mean, she said before you came out here to urinate, that dog was telling me and the kids about some delicious shorts some old bag threw in the trash earlier...We laughed all the way home...
I woke up this morning with a nasty hangover...still can't believe a talking dog gave me inside info...LOL a talking dog belive that shit!!!!
After the closing bell Friday I played a round of golf with Phil Mickelson, after the round we were hungry so we went to the country club to eat , he introduced me to the chef, who was none other than Martha Stewart. After meeting her, she made the most delicious burnt shorts ever, seasoned perfectly, just delightful. We started having a few drinks then suddenly Another group of golfers came in...it was ,levy,lee,Janice shell and some other ihub bigwig. Think his name was earnest...I don't remember, but they were pleading with the davids not to file until they could cover their short positions...I asked Janice "where is malc?" She said he and gitreal were grounded until they learned how to properly shake shares from innocent shareholders...I tried to get some inside info from all these people ...know one would budge...believe that crap? damn... well by this time my wife was whining about me having so much fun, said she was coming to pick my drunk ass up...I had to take a leak but the bathrooms were full so I step out in the back alley..as I was whizzing on a ihub sign..I heard " Hey bud, come here" I looked over and it was TALKing dog, I was about to lose my shit, then in thought maybe Janice slipped a Mickey in one the Pabst Blue Ribbons she kept buying me..so I said whats up DOG? He said "I heard italk is releasing a filing Monday premarket" I was like WOW thanks for the info Dog.. I then noticed my wife's car parked off to the side...I walked my stunned,drunk ass over to the car and got in, told the wife the whole story from start to finish about mickelson,Martha levy Janice etc...she started laughing, I said what's so funny...she said I thought you story was bullshit until you mentioned the talking dog... I was what do you mean, she said before you came out here to urinate, that dog was telling me and the kids about some delicious shorts some old bag threw in the trash earlier...We laughed all the way home...
I woke up this morning with a nasty hangover...still can't believe a talking dog gave me inside info...LOL a talking dog belive that shit!!!!
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