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Posted On: 05/10/2016 10:52:28 AM
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Posted By: getmoreshares
Biology Exam

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their
mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven
advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth
70 points or none at all. One student, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,
just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test,
he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high
enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.


He got 70 points.

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