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Seriously. That seems to be what they think. Next they're going to remind us that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican too.

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Yeah, as we all well know both the former slave and Abe would line up with the current iteration of the GOP and it's policies.

Once both Harriet and Abe have been exhumed, fed and clothed they could then begin their education on the current GOP, from 1965 to the present. That's when the South flipped from DEM to GOP because, you know, they were so thrilled with desegregation.

Abe would recognize the GOP secessionist rhetoric and hatred of the FEDERAL GOV and Harriet would exclaim "sheeeit, those be the same mofo's try keep me and my runaways from runnin' way!

Right you be, I mean are Harriet, those are the descendants of the same mofo's I had to use cold Yankee steel to bring back into the Union, Abe would observe."

Anyone with a lick of f*ckin' sense and a rudimentary understanding of American History knows the truth of the matter.

And yeah, Abe especially would flip though the channels on the flat screen looking in vain for a GOP politician he could vote for.

Which would mark him as a thoroughly 'modernized' and well informed voter!

Now Abe, let me tell you about that 'Presidents' Day in Feb and all those bedding and linen sales...

LOL!