So this is the first democratic debate I've actually sat down to watch. There are some stark differences. First and foremost, these two are actually talking about policy and offering some specifics, policies and laws in place, with some ideas on how to possibly correct things. There are no penis jokes, no major bickering, no talk of hand size, orange skin, David Dukes and the KKK, lightweights, liars, fake universities, Polish workers, and any other barb that can be thrown out there. While much of the Republican debates can be sized down to uncivilized reality TV shtick, these two, while unsavory choices, are fairly civil and are speaking about real issues.

I'll probably still exercise my right to stay home for this one and will be sure not to bitch when the American people put in a narcissistic fool, a criminal or a socialist.