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Posted On: 05/03/2012 1:20:25 PM
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Posted By: MaterialGirl

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother thought he was God.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:


1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.


But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:


1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.


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