You all are likely to panic the company's critics and cause them to go ballistic on the NanoLogix flatpacks being sold on Amazon. You may have already caused it to happen...sales!?... yee gads, yoicks...how can that be? How can a little company actually sell products? Make money? No, it can't be possible, businesses can't grow that way, can they? How can children afford those kits? Surely mom and dad wouldn't be hoodwinked into buying something for their kids. I expect the critics have already reported NanoLogix to the FDA, EPA, DOD, ISIS, and have formed a new group named Agar Lives Matter to fight NanoLogix. Oh dear, I've given someone ideas now...

Wait a minute, I remember hearing NanoLogix was selling to the FDA, EPA, and DOD, so this does create a paradox. What to do?