Posted On: 02/26/2016 11:24:33 AM
Post# of 5246
A wife is scrambling eggs
when her husband bursts into the kitchen. "Careful," he cries. "Be Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. You always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife turns and asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
when her husband bursts into the kitchen. "Careful," he cries. "Be Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. You always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife turns and asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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