Posted On: 02/26/2016 11:19:23 AM
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Lady's Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly exam.
The Nurse started with certain basics.
How much do you weigh? said the nurse
135 I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The Nurse asked "Your height"?
5'4 I said.
The Nurse checked and saw that I was only 5'2.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch!
I went to the doctor for my yearly exam.
The Nurse started with certain basics.
How much do you weigh? said the nurse
135 I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The Nurse asked "Your height"?
5'4 I said.
The Nurse checked and saw that I was only 5'2.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch!
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