Posted On: 02/22/2016 7:07:08 PM
Post# of 5246
Self-help
I bought a self-help tape the other day.
It was called "How to handle disappointment."
When I opened the box, it was empty.
A woman who never married, specified in her will that her tombstone say, “Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin.” That was too many words to put on the stone so they just wrote, “Returned unopened.”
Well damn, I invited all the women I know over
to an orgasm party. Sadly nobody came.
I bought a self-help tape the other day.
It was called "How to handle disappointment."
When I opened the box, it was empty.
A woman who never married, specified in her will that her tombstone say, “Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin.” That was too many words to put on the stone so they just wrote, “Returned unopened.”
Well damn, I invited all the women I know over
to an orgasm party. Sadly nobody came.
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