"Take The Money And Run"

This here's a story about Sarah and Jack
Two middle aged lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and smoke the crack
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

They headed down to, ooh, old Boca Raton
That's where they ran into a great big hassle
Jack ripped off Baltia for cash
Sarah took the money and run

Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run

Brad is a truck driver down in Texas
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
He ain't gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes

Sarah, whoa, whoa, she's too dumb too get away
Jack got caught the very next day
They got the money, hey
You know they running today
They headed down south and they're still running today
Singin' go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run
Go on take the money and run and get caught!