Chad wasn't too happy with his doctor's recommendation to cure his constant fatigue.
"You want me to give up sex completely, Doc?" he cried.
"I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?"
"Well," replied the doctor, "you could get married and taper off gradually."

What's the diff between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter