Posted On: 01/17/2016 5:50:30 PM
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Bill Clinton...
looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" yells the President.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it and don't tell Hillary." whispers the President.
Bill & Hillary are in bed..
Hillary is wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says.
Bill just turns over and groans.
Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!"
"What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice.
"I'm going to the bathroom," she says.
"You woke me up just to tell me your going to the bathroom?"
"No," Hillary says. "I want you to save my place."
Al Gore and Bill Clinton were discussing
premarital sex. Gore said to Clinton: "I never slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" "I dunno," said Clinton. "What was Tipper's maiden name?"
looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" yells the President.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it and don't tell Hillary." whispers the President.
Bill & Hillary are in bed..
Hillary is wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in the back. "Wake up," she says.
Bill just turns over and groans.
Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!"
"What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice.
"I'm going to the bathroom," she says.
"You woke me up just to tell me your going to the bathroom?"
"No," Hillary says. "I want you to save my place."
Al Gore and Bill Clinton were discussing
premarital sex. Gore said to Clinton: "I never slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" "I dunno," said Clinton. "What was Tipper's maiden name?"
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