Married Life I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm during sex. I asked her what she wanted me to do and she said 'just use your imagination'.
I listened to her advice and it was amazing. I imagined that she had an orgasm and then I went to sleep.

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!