Posted On: 12/15/2015 11:50:51 AM
Post# of 5246
A young, single guy...
is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the
second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but he manages to
grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a
few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island.
Sprawled on the shore and nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head
to see a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing. She's also managed
to wash up on shore from the sinking ship
.
He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance, he manages
to get her breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and
says, "My God, you saved my life!"
He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford!
Days and weeks go by. Cindy and the guy are living on the island together, have fallen in love and making passionate love morning, noon, and night.
Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter,
sweetheart?" she asks," We have a wonderful life together, and I am in love with
you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
He says," Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt?"
"Sure", she says, "if it will help".
"Now would you put on my pants?" he asks.
"Sure, honey, if it's really going to make you feel better." she says.
"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little moustache on your face?"
he asks.
"Whatever you want, sweetie?" she says, and does.
Then he says,"Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?"
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the
other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later.
He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says,
"DUDE! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA' BELIEVE WHO I'M SLEEPING WITH!!!!"
is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the
second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but he manages to
grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a
few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island.
Sprawled on the shore and nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head
to see a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing. She's also managed
to wash up on shore from the sinking ship
.
He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance, he manages
to get her breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and
says, "My God, you saved my life!"
He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford!
Days and weeks go by. Cindy and the guy are living on the island together, have fallen in love and making passionate love morning, noon, and night.
Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter,
sweetheart?" she asks," We have a wonderful life together, and I am in love with
you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
He says," Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt?"
"Sure", she says, "if it will help".
"Now would you put on my pants?" he asks.
"Sure, honey, if it's really going to make you feel better." she says.
"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little moustache on your face?"
he asks.
"Whatever you want, sweetie?" she says, and does.
Then he says,"Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?"
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the
other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later.
He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says,
"DUDE! YOU'RE NEVER GONNA' BELIEVE WHO I'M SLEEPING WITH!!!!"
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