Did you hear about the guy who's half Black and half Japanese?
When December 7 comes around, he attacks Pearl Baily...

My grandfather was bayoneted in the war. They took him to a medic, but he was pronounced dead on a rifle.

I think my wife is selling drugs.
Yesterday I was late for work and the phone rang. I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on the line said: "Hey honey, is that dope gone yet?"

My dyslexic friend sent his girlfriend a small rodent for her birthday. He wanted to show his vole for her.

I recently had an affair with my
yoga instructor. It put me in a difficult position.

I was considering buying a book
on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Did you hear about the girl who went fishing over the weekend with six male friends? She came home with a red snapper.